How Bad Cast

Tri-Monkey

Mike, Dan, and Steven Montenegro are joined by Buzz "The Buzzer" Pulkrabek.  Dan is self-conscious, Steven Montenegro is chapped, and many topics are discussed as we finally solve this damn monkey crisis.

There Will Be Hamm

BUSINESS!  SUCCESS!  POSITIVITY!  THE SECRET!  Mike babbles about them all while Steven commits financial fraud on multiple levels and Dan struggles to understand what is happening.

Colby Jack

Dan, Mike and Steven Montenegro return and explain the long absence, but first they have to deal with a new Spider Room renter as well as deal with Dan's new responsibilities as an inconsiderate jerk who won't turn off his phone.

Guantanamo is Spanish for "Massive amount of erections"

Swiss joins the gang again.  Steven is fired, Mike learns a valuable lesson about reading a contract thoroughly before signing it, and Dan ruins tubes.

Toople Boobie

Steven and Mike deal with an unexpected guest, and for some reason, Dan isn't there.

Suck a Cow Full of Ludes

Mike makes a significant life change for the show.  Steven discusses World Cup events that were more timely before Mike procrastinated in getting the episode released.  End song by We Are Scientists available at http://goalengland.co.uk/

Retooled?

Mike, Dan, and Steven Montenegro return to HCTSBB? having retooled the show.  And yet, it turns out to be more chaotic than ever!

How Could This Show Be Bard? Podcast Crossover!

Mike and Steven Montenegro guest on Dan's other, more successful podcast, How Could This Show Be Bard?

Better Than Salieri

Mike, Dan, and Steven make baseless accusations against celebrities being racist and antisemitic, recount hurled beer cans, rotato, we refuse to acknowledge the Atlas Project, and that song Steven brings up was by Don Henley.

Hamsterbal Lecter

Special Exercise edition!  We get to know Steven Montenegro a little better, discuss hamster love and hate, the butchest of the butch, Lance Henriksen, learn some language facts, and the most powerful audio cockblock in the history of the Internet!